Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Been telling this story for the past week and a few of my friends told me its probably the funniest thing they've ever heard


So my good friend told me this story about his younger brother- We'll call his brother Mark. Well Mark was in high school and was waking up in the morning to get ready for school one day. You remember how it was, you're all bleary-eyed and tired as shit and trying to snooze as much as you can. Well he had snoozed to long and woke up running super-late. In his frenzy he just threw on whatever clothes were lying next to the bed and rushed off to catch the school bus. A few periods into the day he was getting hot so he unzipped his hoodie and jizz shirt. That's right he was wearing the shirt that he kept beside his bed to cum onto at the end of his nightly fapping routine. Fuck! Fucking jizz shirt. So disgusting was this shirt it was COVERED in life juice and the way he describes it as being all crusty and wrinkled together and shit just makes for a hilarious visual. Jizz shirt.







Submitted November 26, 2014 at 05:15PM by straight-lampin http://ift.tt/1vlx9Wb

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