They're exploring the island when they get caught by a native tribe. they're brought before the chief and he sets them a challenge. the reward. their lives. Their challenge is to find 10 of one fruit, and so. they are all released, each with a native incase he tried to run. First man comes back with ten apples. He presents them before the chief when the chief issues a second challenge. The man must shove all 10 apples up his anus without making one facial expression or sound... he manages half the first one then winces. He's beheaded. Next man comes with 10 grapes. He's issued the same challenge. He manages 9 and is about to attempt the tenth one when he rolls on the ground laughing. He's beheaded. The first two men meet outside pearly gates and the first is giving out to the second. "you could've gotten free, why'd you laugh, you could've survived". The second man again bursts out laughing. the first man asks him whats so funny when the second man replies... "i couldn't help it, i seen the third one come in with 10 pineapples in his arms and a wide grin on his face"
Submitted November 30, 2014 at 05:47PM by blackbonbon http://ift.tt/1y10OT6
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