My Ultra-Conservative new in-laws and my own parents asked me and my blushing bride what two words are most important in a marriage?

They were trying to be funny at a dinner.

Their answer: Yes Ma'am

My Folks Answer: I'm Sorry

My answer: Hot sex

First slap my wife has given me.

Submitted April 13, 2015 at 03:45PM by sicario917 http://ift.tt/1CCfNWw