Teachers of Reddit, what is the most ridiculous statement you have ever heard come out of your student's mouth during class?

This one isn't for you people involved in special ed. Just a "normal" classroom setting involving "normal" students. Whether it is funny, ignorant, or just plain rude, I would love to hear what you have heard.

Submitted October 23, 2014 at 10:40AM by Desjardins92 http://ift.tt/1xdSOyT