I know Texas has a bad rep for being overweight, but I had no idea it was actually enforced until I saw this note on my son's report card.

http://imgur.com/x87KatU



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:03AM by if_ewe_only_gnu http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hselc/i_know_texas_has_a_bad_rep_for_being_overweight/

Tried my luck at buying a Groupon mystery deal. Boy band toothbrushes are EXACTLY what my 33 year old male self needed.

http://i.imgur.com/p38WRfM.jpg



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:05AM by Chopperguy http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsepp/tried_my_luck_at_buying_a_groupon_mystery_deal/

It's incase he gets into an accident.

http://i.imgur.com/BDz5R58.jpg



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:07AM by Travster http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsez6/its_incase_he_gets_into_an_accident/

Lemur says 'Whaaaaaat?'

http://i.imgur.com/lJarfMZ.png



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:08AM by Prooffread3r http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsf2t/lemur_says_whaaaaaat/

I deliver printers and copiers to offices. I found this picture of a picture above one of the older models at a location today.

http://i.imgur.com/1dSJnGr.jpg



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:09AM by sludj http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsf4f/i_deliver_printers_and_copiers_to_offices_i_found/

But can you love her in the morning?

http://i.imgur.com/bUtItJ9.jpg



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:09AM by Local-Lynx http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsf73/but_can_you_love_her_in_the_morning/

Get a beagle they said. They are cute they said.

http://i.imgur.com/r8PnuEB.jpg



Submitted September 29, 2014 at 07:10AM by CUNTBAG_THUNDERCOCK http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2hsf7j/get_a_beagle_they_said_they_are_cute_they_said/